Khloé Kardashian decided to take to her app today to discuss her sexual predilections. Just a regular Tuesday. Was this smoke and mirrors to distract from the fact that Lamar Odom was spotted at a bar drinking Remy over the weekend, or does she just want more people to buy her app? Who can say, really, but what we can now say with assurance is that Kardashian is a little freak in bed.
But not a big freak. She’s down with “love bites” and keeps a rhinestone whip bedside, but she can’t fathom serious BDSM stuff. “I’ve seen some intense documentaries where people are in cages and shit like that, which is NOT for me,” she wrote.
Though she’s fine with foot stuff (“I don’t mind if someone thinks I have pretty feet or wants to massage my feet. I don’t even care if you kiss my feet!), she’s not about to bring some mac and cheese to bed: “I mean, a whipped cream moment is OK, but I don’t want to eat when I’m having sex! Definitely not something savory—there is NOTHING sexy about comfort food,” she writes. (Eh, we beg to differ, but to each their own.)
Furries and adult babies top her no-go list, she said. “I’m sorry, but I’m gonna have to change your diaper one day when you’re old and gray, so I do not want that to turn me on,” she wrote.
There you have it. You would think that this goes without saying, but — now it has been said. The Kardashian has spoken. Don’t ever show up at her place for some Netflix and chill with a pizza.